oddbagel:

sourwolve:

youtuber gets angry that girls like music 


how are these people real?

oddbagel:

sourwolve:

youtuber gets angry that girls like music 

how are these people real?

h0llo:

ive stolen this line and used it so many times

h0llo:

ive stolen this line and used it so many times

youmustbethedoctor:

koenisser:

gentle reminder that cleopatra’s beauty is rumored to have started wars in ancient history

gentle reminder that people are evolving to be more and more attractive

gentle reminder that your beauty probably would have started at least 2 wars by now if you lived in 30 BC

HELL YEAH

awwww-cute:

"Oh boy Oh boy, we got a call! Let’s roll, partner!"

awwww-cute:

"Oh boy Oh boy, we got a call! Let’s roll, partner!"

suluboo:

relationship tip #78: ‘babe’ and ‘baby’ are cliche and outdated. try a fun new nickname such as ‘lieutenant’ instead 

paintdeath:

full time hoe online….very shy hoe irl

ugly:

on this weeks forecast, there is 0% chance of getting laid

Me as a porn star

toyota:

*gets emotionally attached to everyone i perform a scene with*

*throws tissue into trash can from two feet away*
me: BALLIN
me: BALL IS LIFE
me: BASKETBALL NEVER SLEEPS
me: KOBE TELL ME HOW MY ASS TASTES
dickdiamonds:

If anyone’s gonna be in charge of my funeral I would want it to be this guy

dickdiamonds:

If anyone’s gonna be in charge of my funeral I would want it to be this guy

straightboymamoru:

if a song was in shrek theres no way to un-associate it with shrek its forever going to be a shrek song

silumia:

But I look so good today

silumia:

But I look so good today

fuckyeahloldemort:

do you ever say something sarcastic and the person you said it to doesn’t understand that it’s a joke but you can’t be bothered explaining it so you just let them think you’re an asshole

charliemcdonnell:

how my emotions work

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