there is literally nothing happening on my dash so i’m goin 2 bed i really hope you’re all having a nice day!!! :PPP :PPP :::::PPPPPPPPP =p=P= ==pPPPPP!!!!!!

clannyphantom:

*takes gulp of vodka straight from the bottle* my day was fine

two of them

gotoh:

image

two of them

newbun:

milthanks:

i have watched this at least 300 times and have laughed every single time

nooooooooooooooooooooooooo

hanaguma:

This cat is a moron

tiredestprincess:

@god why did you allow this to happen to one of your angels

tiredestprincess:

@god why did you allow this to happen to one of your angels

adreianpayne:

the prototype is complete

anglelica:

smashmouth was right… so much to do, so much to see

Cop: Have you been drinking?
Me: I been drankin'
Cop: Surfbort
Me: Surfbort
this dog has no business having that much skin

this dog has no business having that much skin

Damnit

Damnit

zubat:

justbmarks:

Tiny Frog - Amazon Rainforest, Peru

This frog has absolutely no business being this tiny.

zubat:

justbmarks:

Tiny Frog - Amazon Rainforest, Peru

This frog has absolutely no business being this tiny.

dialupmodem:

frillyknickersxo:

vspanther:

shrimpfur:

Once you start dating someone its like, impossible to insult them

"suck my dick" ok

“bite me” hell yeah

"kiss my ass" sure

"Fuck you" well if you insist.

"my mother was right about you, you’re pathetic, you’ve got no job, and you’ve got no future" if you insist

this gif is honesty the best