uglyvevo:

i wish noah had swatted the two mosquitoes from his ark

mintypineapple:

Beautiful.

 a lot of the music from like 2006-2009 that i listened to was listened to in the shower because we had this stereo in the bathroom so now whenever i listen to songs from back then i remember the different soaps and shampoos that i used at that time and also can hardly breathe because the shower would be so steamy and id be like struggling to breathe so when i listen to those songs now im like omg and i like shallow breathe for a few seconds??? because like my body feels like its in the steamy bathroom???? idk its weird

im listening to everything im not by the veronicas and i can smell the shampoo that i used back at that time of my life when this song was popular what the hell. also im having flashbacks of the day my like 2gb ipod nano wouldnt charge and i remember rationing the last bit of battery out strategically so i could show my cousin the song ‘download this song’ by mc lars when we were at a family gathering

i wish you could delete things from your brain like here i am struggling to remember information i learnt last week but as soon as a veronicas song comes on i know every single word 

forevercemetery:

if you’re thinking something nice about someone you should always say it

stability:

its weird how different your life could be if people found you more or less attractive

alt-j:

theopiumwars:

brbjellyfishing:

there are millions of starving kids in africa and miley cyrus has 15 chapstick egg things 

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did you seriously take the time to count exactly how many chapstick eggs she had before making this post?

counting isn’t actually as difficult and time-consuming as you would imagine

How the Logic of "Friendzoning" Would Work If Applied in Other Instances:
*Man walks into a store and finds employee*
Man: Alright, I've had enough. Why haven't you guys hired me?!
Employee: Uh...well sir, when did you put in your application?
Man: I never filled out an application.
Employee: Well sir, we can't consider you for employment if you've never filled out an application.
Man: No, that's bullshit, because I've been coming here for years now, and every single time I tell you all how much I love this store and how much I appreciate your customer service, unlike some of your other customers might I add!
Employee: Well, but that doesn't-
Man: AND I even told you that I didn't have a job!
Employee: But sir, that doesn't indicate to us that you would like a job at our store. And again, if you've never filled out an application, we can't consider you. Besides, we're not hiring.
Man: OH! Not hiring, HA! What a laugh. I see your store go through seasonal workers all the time. They come and go like nothing, but you won't consider me as a part-time employee even though I KNOW you've been looking for workers to fill positions? That's insane!
Employee: Sir, we've been looking to hire a few people for management positions. Do you have any management experience?
Man: Well no, but what does that matter?
Employee: ...Well sir, that's what we're looking for. You won't be suitable for the position without management experience.
Man: Oh that's such a load of crap. You know, you'll be waiting around a long time for a manager if you don't lower your standards a little. Who cares if someone knows how to manage a store? I LOVE this store and I'm willing to work here, that's all that should matter to you.
Employee: That...doesn't make any sense.
Man: NO! I'm done. This is over. From now on, no more Mr. Nice Guy.
Employee:
Man:
Employee:
Man: Fuck you, slut.
suspense

suspense

pemsylvania:

superlongscarf:

Current length:

104’ .5”

WOW! 100 feet down! Only …..5300 more to go. Oh boy. This might take a while.

im following this blog where this person is trying to knit a mile long scarf this is amazing and deserves more attention

notcallum:

when ur friends make fun of something ur secretly into

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