What's your major in college?
Anonymous

morosity:

stress

yesterday the sunset was so chill

yesterday the sunset was so chill

i fuck up on a monumental scale regularly and i need to stop

it’s amazing how much better your mood is when you have a phone charger with you

weloveshortvideos:

look at our sub lol - Vine by TIANA ELYSE

afacebehindacamera:

This is a ‘where are you visting from?’ board at a local restaurant

afacebehindacamera:

This is a ‘where are you visting from?’ board at a local restaurant

lameborghini:

lameborghini:

my physics teacher loves april fools day

i told him that his joke got 90 thousand notes on the internet and he was like “wow!! 90 thousand people think im funny” (he always makes bad jokes in class and no one laughs) and he was smiling really big it was so cute

lameborghini:

lameborghini:

my physics teacher loves april fools day

i told him that his joke got 90 thousand notes on the internet and he was like “wow!! 90 thousand people think im funny” (he always makes bad jokes in class and no one laughs) and he was smiling really big it was so cute

rendering-tools:

Kramer looks so high

rendering-tools:

Kramer looks so high

Wait you guys have dogs in Australia? I thought y'all only had kangaroos? :/
Anonymous

it was a kangaroo dressed as a dog. every animal in australia is just a kangaroo in a costume

I have the best news ok we’re in traffic and I looked to my left and this really cute dog was stARINg at me from the car next to me

oomshi:

i need a paid break from life

there’s this radio advert and it’s like this girl going “hey here’s your coffee, come out for a ciggie with me?” and the guys like “ok can you wait 50 seconds?” and she’s like “yeah…sure…why 50 seconds?” and he’s like “because that’s how long it takes these nicobate/nicorette or whatever patches to start working and take away my urge to smoke” and she’s like “so are you still coming for a cig with me?” and he’s like “actually no i won’t need to” #wow #dogmove #whatanasshole #whydidusayucanwhenucant #fuckinrudetbh #ummmmbitch #suchac*nt