homophobic:

uropyia:

catsecretary:

this is so funny wtf

JESUS

Person filming: “Ralph, did you eat my tater tots?”

Dog: *opens up mouth and tater tots fall out*

Person filming: “…Keep ‘em.”

phemiec:

phemiec:

Identity is a prison! Let yourself respond authentically to each moment as it arrives, without being bound to the narrative of who you think you are! The self is a construct! The truth of your existence is ever changing and infinite as the universe is ever changing and infinite! Abandon the stories of your past selves and be present and alive in this very moment! IDENTITY IS DEAD! THE SELF IS DEAD! YOU ARE ALIVE!

update: i just shaved my eyebrows off

dankmemeuniversity:

mezzosexual:

Metamorphosis by Franz Kafka

cyber-yeezuss:

I wanna be 14 again and ruin my life differently… I have new ideas

theneetboss:

stepping on something mushy and unidentified

memesonthehour:

telnaga:

them: you know, it’s hard to date you, because you’re always taking and captioning brooding pictures of your chicken

me:

a-cursed-image-blog:

baby……..

queenofslash:

springcottage:

hanakitty on ig

oh he playin a harp